1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,285 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,353 --> 00:00:05,003 Renee had good news. 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,338 We're getting married. 4 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:08,874 Oh! How wonderful! 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,710 Gabby's talent for shopping became an opportunity. 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,056 The personal shopper job? 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,780 For you, my dear, it is a calling. 8 00:00:14,832 --> 00:00:17,382 Things heated up between Tom and Lynette. 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,084 Oh, my God. I'm on fire! 10 00:00:22,039 --> 00:00:26,157 MJ and Susan began their recovery after Mike's death. 11 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,026 Sweetie. 12 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:31,579 The police questioned Bree and advanced their case. 13 00:00:31,648 --> 00:00:33,392 Judge Kemp just signed off on that warrant. 14 00:00:33,416 --> 00:00:34,616 That was fast. 15 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:36,329 Sooner I can prove she's guilty, 16 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:38,473 sooner I can watch her pay for it. 17 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,179 When it came to throwing a bridal shower, 18 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,813 Bree Van De Kamp believed 19 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,951 that everything should be done with taste and dignity. 20 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:58,173 There should be personalized party favors, 21 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,460 delicate pastel flowers, 22 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,597 elegant refreshments, 23 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:10,869 and she insisted on traditional gifts, 24 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:15,641 even if they received an untraditional response. 25 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,287 What the hell? Mixing bowls? 26 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:19,778 Nesting mixing bowls. 27 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,864 Come on. This is a shower. 28 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:25,517 Isn't there one gift over there that's, 29 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,786 you know, buzzing? 30 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,734 Ah! I know just the one. 31 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,523 Here we go. 32 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,119 I use mine all the time. 33 00:01:33,143 --> 00:01:34,721 I used to do it by hand, 34 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:37,185 but this gets the job done so much faster. 35 00:01:37,247 --> 00:01:39,247 Ah! Now we're talking. 36 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,450 It's a brand-new 37 00:01:43,653 --> 00:01:45,853 immersion blender? 38 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:49,424 Now you can puree soups right in the pot! 39 00:01:49,493 --> 00:01:52,827 So, is every gift gonna be kitchen-related? 40 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:56,431 Well, that's the theme that I had letter-pressed on the invitations. 41 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:59,311 Okay, I might have to send someone out on a beer run. 42 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:00,830 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, 43 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,365 but if you're looking for that kind of shower, 44 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,867 you're in the wrong place. 45 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,091 Oh! Bree, can I talk to you for a second? 46 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,833 Okay, so I had a feeling your shower might be kind of a dud, 47 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,852 so I may have sort of hired a male stripper. 48 00:02:17,921 --> 00:02:19,237 Gabby, you didn't! 49 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,340 There he is. So, yay! 50 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,587 No! Male strippers are beyond degrading. 51 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,290 And I don't choose to be humiliated in my own home. 52 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,225 Now, please, get rid of them. 53 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:37,867 Bree Van De Kamp? We have a warrant for your arrest. 54 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,936 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She also has the right to remain horny. 55 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,337 Listen, change of plans... 56 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,956 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to stand aside. 57 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:45,380 Just take the money and go. And tell the agency, 58 00:02:45,449 --> 00:02:47,732 three dumpy strippers does not equal one hot one. 59 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,836 What? 60 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,373 You're under arrest for the murder of Ramon Sanchez. 61 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,391 What? Oh, my God! 62 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:58,643 Bree, what's going on? 63 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,978 I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. 64 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,748 Is there anything we can do? 65 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,710 Yes, I just put the mini-quiches in the oven. 66 00:03:04,734 --> 00:03:07,694 Would you be a dear and take them out before they burn? 67 00:03:11,641 --> 00:03:14,809 Yes, Bree Van De Kamp believed in doing 68 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:18,497 everything with dignity, 69 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:22,634 even in the most undignified of circumstances. 70 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:39,451 Sometimes, no matter how much we plan, 71 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:44,923 things don't turn out the way we expect. 72 00:03:46,510 --> 00:03:48,543 A sterling reputation 73 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,364 may become tarnished. 74 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,917 A clear explanation 75 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,903 might get messy. 76 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:03,392 An ideal arrangement 77 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,945 could fall apart in a flash. 78 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:11,333 And one person may end up paying the price 79 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:15,437 for a crime that everyone thought was shared. 80 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:20,325 Honey, are you okay? 81 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,860 Yeah, thanks to Bob. He bailed me out. 82 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,195 What happened? 83 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,875 What do they have on you? Very little. 84 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,833 Orson's ridiculous letter, which is inadmissible in court, 85 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,069 since he's gone. 86 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,488 And a very cryptic phone conversation, 87 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:35,323 which can easily be explained away. 88 00:04:35,392 --> 00:04:36,725 Oh, thank God. 89 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,327 Well, they also have Bree's fingerprint. 90 00:04:39,395 --> 00:04:40,628 On what? 91 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,575 A button on the victim's shirt. 92 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,728 When we were wrapping him up in the tablecloth, 93 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,785 I noticed that his shirt was unbuttoned. 94 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,374 You tidied up the dead guy? 95 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,356 I felt it was respectful at the time. 96 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,491 Obviously I see things differently now. 97 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,958 Well, we're not gonna let her take the blame for this. 98 00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:00,748 Yeah, we're all in this together. 99 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:03,646 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! If we confess, they'll find out about Carlos, 100 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,247 and they could put him away forever. 101 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,923 So, what, we let Bree take the fall for us? 102 00:05:07,991 --> 00:05:09,724 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 103 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,304 No, I'm just saying we should think this through. 104 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:13,578 Ladies, stop! 105 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,798 Nothing is gonna happen to me. The police have no case. 106 00:05:16,866 --> 00:05:20,935 And of all of us, I am in the best position to take this on right now. 107 00:05:21,004 --> 00:05:24,417 I have no job, no small children to look after... 108 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:27,074 But you do have a halo over your head. 109 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,927 Yeah, Bree. That's incredibly generous. 110 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,698 Bob, you swear you're gonna get her off, right? 111 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,317 Actually, she needs a criminal defense attorney. 112 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:38,820 I know the perfect guy. He's a real shark. 113 00:05:38,889 --> 00:05:40,466 He's not cheap, but he's worth it. 114 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,957 Well, obviously we're gonna pay for it. 115 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:45,327 Yes. You don't have to do that. 116 00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:48,696 No arguing. You are doing something huge for us. 117 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,277 Well, thank you, but I promise you it's not going to be huge 118 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:53,334 because nothing is going to happen. 119 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,090 I swear to God, this woman is guilty. 120 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,736 If she walks, I am gonna lose it. 121 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,804 You don't have to convince me, 122 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,188 but a jury's a whole other story. 123 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,973 There's no motive, no connection to the victim... 124 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:07,849 Yeah, well, then we have to find one, all right? Fast. 125 00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:10,529 Are you sure you're not overreacting because she dumped your partner? 126 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:13,588 I don't think she just dumped him. 127 00:06:13,656 --> 00:06:15,941 I think she might be the reason Chuck's dead. 128 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,242 Come on. We need to keep digging. 129 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,018 No. No way. 130 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,121 Carlos... 131 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,634 I am not gonna let Bree take the fall for a crime I committed! 132 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,936 Okay, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 133 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,971 Before you do anything stupid and macho and noble, 134 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,827 just sit your ass down and listen to me! 135 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:39,475 Or stand your ass there and listen to me. 136 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,882 You can't turn yourself in! 137 00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:42,934 Why not? I'm the one who did it. 138 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,536 You've already been to jail twice. 139 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,666 You get a third strike, they're gonna put you away for life. 140 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,935 So, what, I'm supposed to send Bree in my place? 141 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:50,358 Bree's not going anywhere. 142 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:51,971 The evidence against her is very flimsy. 143 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,812 And we're getting her some hotshot defense attorney. 144 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,665 "We"? Who is "we"? 145 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:58,817 The girls and I. 146 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,019 We decided since Bree's in the hot seat, 147 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,887 the least we could do is pay her legal fees. 148 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,141 And I'm all in favor of that. 149 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,674 But how are we supposed to afford this? 150 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:11,079 I just quit my job. 151 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:13,342 And I have a lead on a non-profit, 152 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,511 but it is hardly gonna pay anything. 153 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,936 Okay, relax. Or, like, sit down. 154 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,073 Look, 155 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,509 I'm working now. 156 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,723 No offense, but I don't think personal shoppers make 157 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,557 "hotshot defense attorney" money. 158 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,426 Okay, seriously, you need to keep your mouth shut 159 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,434 and lie low until this Bree thing plays out. 160 00:07:32,502 --> 00:07:34,783 I just wish that there was something I could do. 161 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:39,274 Carlos, look, 162 00:07:39,342 --> 00:07:44,029 this is one of those times when the best thing you can do is do nothing. 163 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,269 What about his suits? 164 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,473 I'm giving it all away. 165 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,060 It's what Mike would've wanted. 166 00:08:02,466 --> 00:08:05,100 I think I'll keep these. 167 00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:09,104 MJ always says he's gotta "fill Daddy's shoes." 168 00:08:09,172 --> 00:08:13,941 So if I save a pair, someday he will know that he did. 169 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:18,713 Are you crying? 170 00:08:18,782 --> 00:08:19,981 No. No. 171 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,497 Can you grab that stuff on the shelf? 172 00:08:25,521 --> 00:08:26,761 Yeah. 173 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:30,958 What's this? 174 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,062 I don't know. 175 00:08:34,131 --> 00:08:35,596 Never seen it before. 176 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:39,034 Hmm. I'll grab Mike's keys. 177 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,404 Maybe you opening it is not a good idea. 178 00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:45,006 Why not? 179 00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:47,625 Because it's in your house, in your bedroom, but it's locked. 180 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,161 So, maybe Mike didn't want you to know what was in it. 181 00:08:50,813 --> 00:08:52,447 That's ridiculous. 182 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:55,317 I have a box like this in my house that I would not want Bob to see. 183 00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:58,419 Why? What's in it? No, don't answer that. 184 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,609 It's probably just papers and stuff. 185 00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,561 You're probably right. 186 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,915 But, if it's something else, you may not want to know. 187 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,420 Well, what do you suggest I do? 188 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,489 Throw it away? 189 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,798 Keep it on the shelf? 190 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:25,163 Okay, how about this? You go make yourself a nice cup of tea. 191 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,732 I will open it, and if it's just papers, I'll tell you. 192 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,728 And if it's something else? 193 00:09:29,752 --> 00:09:32,270 I will decide if you should see it. 194 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,089 I'm just trying to protect you, Susan. Men have secrets. 195 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:36,975 Mike didn't. 196 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,361 He kind of did. 197 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,063 Hey, thanks for bringing that over. 198 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,586 You can keep it. 199 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,289 Who thinks a cake stand's a good gift for a bridal shower? 200 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,773 Me. I gave it to you. 201 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,125 Oh! 202 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,227 Well, you owe me a less sucky present. 203 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,013 And, by the way, I think you guys owe me a whole new shower. 204 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,060 I mean, when the host gets arrested for murder, 205 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,724 kind of puts a damper on things. 206 00:10:02,785 --> 00:10:04,118 Yeah, weird. 207 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,187 And what's up with the cops in this town? 208 00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:09,691 Last week they hauled Ben in about some body they found. Now Bree? 209 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:12,599 I'm sure they'll straighten it out. Thanks again for this. 210 00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:14,557 Who's the cake for? Tom. 211 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,880 It's his birthday tomorrow 212 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,216 and I am implementing phase two of Operation Get Tom Back. 213 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,386 I'm guessing phase one was a success. 214 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,034 It was great. Right up until he caught on fire 215 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,559 and then realized the entire evening had been a web of lies. 216 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,228 But right before that, there was this moment, 217 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,766 this look between us, like we were Tom and Lynette again. 218 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,652 Really? 219 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,480 I could see it in his eyes. 220 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,056 Tom still loves me. 221 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,060 So, birthday boy, 222 00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:48,173 what do you want to do for your big day tomorrow? 223 00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:50,276 Just go out for dinner or something. 224 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,333 That's it? I could have a party. 225 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,404 Invite your friends over, open up some champagne... 226 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:57,717 You don't have to worry about that. 227 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,652 The kids are throwing me a little party Thursday. 228 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:03,210 Oh! Well, then I guess we'll have to come up 229 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,424 with some other way to celebrate. 230 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,848 Sounds good. 231 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,095 Hey, aren't you forgetting something? 232 00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:11,185 Oh! 233 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,552 Thank you. But I meant your divorce papers. 234 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,543 Oh! 235 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,123 As much as I have enjoyed sleeping next to them for the past three weeks, 236 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,893 maybe they could make their way over to Lynette sometime soon? 237 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,134 It's just been so hectic at work. 238 00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:28,114 I haven't had a second to call the process server. 239 00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:29,882 No, but anybody can deliver them, right? 240 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,451 I mean, what about your assistant? 241 00:11:31,475 --> 00:11:34,125 I don't think that that's appropriate. 242 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,744 Well, I could have the messenger... 243 00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:39,613 Jane, honey, it'll get done. 244 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,400 I'm just really busy right now. 245 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,618 Okay. 246 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,554 I love you, 247 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,835 and I look forward to spending many more birthdays together. 248 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,459 You are the best. 249 00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:53,778 And now I really am late. I will see you tonight. 250 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,135 Bob just called. I gotta run. 251 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,510 Whoa! Whoa! Hang on. What about the box? 252 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:09,644 Huh? The what? 253 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:11,495 The box. 254 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,098 That's in your hands. 255 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,702 Oh, the box! I actually couldn't open it. 256 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,064 You were up there for 20 minutes. 257 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:20,654 Yeah, I fell asleep. 258 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,923 Man, you have a comfortable bed! Talk to you later. 259 00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:25,768 Oh, my God. 260 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,779 Is it that bad? 261 00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,448 Listen to me. 262 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,769 Mike is not defined by what is or isn't inside this box. 263 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,938 Okay, I have a right to know. I'm his wife. 264 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,842 I know. I'm just trying to protect both of you guys. 265 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,660 Lee... Susan, please. 266 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,462 Trust me on this. 267 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,292 Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's personal shopping service. 268 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,938 Can I help you with something? 269 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,330 I see we have very similar taste. 270 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,333 I always work with Margaret. Is she here? 271 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,879 Oh! You don't want Margaret. 272 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,249 Her idea of fashion is wearing one normal shoe and one clunky shoe. 273 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,523 She has a prosthetic leg. 274 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:31,752 And that's why she's my hero. 275 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:38,349 Lazaro, what gives? You said I'd be kicking ass at this job. 276 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,934 It takes time to build a client base, Gabby. 277 00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,353 Stick with it, okay? 278 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,584 Five, six months from now, you'll be our top seller. 279 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,758 Six months? I don't have that kind of time. 280 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,076 I need money quick. 281 00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,178 Well, I'm sorry. 282 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,886 Most of the ladies who come in here already have a personal shopper. 283 00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:56,417 You know, you could try the men's department. 284 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,767 You would be very persuasive over there. 285 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:00,888 Huh! 286 00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:03,397 Well, I've always been able to get men to buy things for me. 287 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,244 How hard could it be to get them to buy things from me? 288 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,658 Just wear something sexy, show a little cleavage, 289 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,459 and maybe lose the wedding ring. 290 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,827 Seriously? Oh! Yes. 291 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,996 Guys tend to spend more when they think 292 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,564 they have a shot with the hot salesgirl. 293 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,416 Lazaro... I know. 294 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,117 It's demeaning and degrading. I shouldn't have even... 295 00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,487 No, no, no. No, I just need to know, should I lose the jacket? 296 00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:25,145 'Cause these things are a lot more persuasive when they're out. 297 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,781 Mmm-hmm. 298 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,472 I don't care what the D.A. says. 299 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,276 There's no case! My guy's innocent. 300 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,228 Please stop calling it a body. 301 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,699 It's a foot, an ear, and a flap of skin. 302 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,679 Do these have raisins? 'Cause that grosses me out. 303 00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,080 No. No. Okay. 304 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,572 Look, I gotta go. My 11:00 is here. Yeah, okay. 305 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,858 Sorry I'm late. 306 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,521 Not a problem, Mr. Weston. 307 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,577 Mmm. 308 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,286 Call me Trip. 309 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,414 This is amazing. 310 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,763 Well, I don't like to brag, but I am famous for my orange-glazed muffins. 311 00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:07,521 Yeah, Bob said that you were one hell of a baker. 312 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,724 But he didn't tell me much about your case. 313 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,827 Well, the whole thing is quite ridiculous. 314 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,379 The police found a dead man at a construction site, 315 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,542 and they think that I killed him. 316 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,667 Well, everyone's guilty until proven innocent. 317 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,519 They must have something on you. 318 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,007 Well, they did receive a letter from my ex-husband saying I did it. 319 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,208 Well, that's nothing. 320 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,076 The guy's got a vendetta against you, right? 321 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,978 Yes, he does. 322 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:34,410 Oh! And then there's a slightly more damning phone conversation 323 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,785 in which I expressed remorse for 324 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,571 putting a body in the ground. 325 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,392 Big deal. You were talking about burying a dead pet. 326 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,078 I suppose I was. 327 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,491 And then the police claim to have found 328 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,116 one of my fingerprints on the dead man's shirt. 329 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,185 Hmm. 330 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,254 That's bad, right? 331 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:02,210 Actually, I think that it's noble, 332 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:05,046 noble that you donate so much of your clothing to Goodwill. 333 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:08,282 And a shame that that poor sap ended up with your shirt. 334 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:15,072 Bob was wrong. You're not good, you're amazing! 335 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,186 So you'll take my case? 336 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,210 Nope. 337 00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:20,277 "Nope"? 338 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,981 No offense, but it's kind of a snooze. 339 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,278 Excuse me, but I have been accused of murder. 340 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,913 My life is on the line here. 341 00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:31,739 Please. What jury is gonna convict you with your pearls, 342 00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:36,343 and your perfect hair, and your subtle scent of lavender. 343 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,692 Well, I would think that a lawyer would enjoy defending an innocent client. 344 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,334 You would think so, wouldn't you? But I love a challenge. 345 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,137 Last year I defended a guy who was found 346 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,540 standing over his dead father with a bloody knife in his hand. 347 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,277 Not only did I exonerate his guilty ass, 348 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,196 I got him 50% of the estate. 349 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,365 That is reprehensible! 350 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,533 Thank you. 351 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,556 I'm sorry, Ms. Van De Kamp, but this is just... It's too easy. 352 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,394 I mean, people who are famous for their muffins, 353 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,395 not generally killers. 354 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,775 Good morning. My name is Gabrielle. 355 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:43,305 I'm a personal shopper here. Can I help you? 356 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,597 No, no, no. I'm just trying to find the men's department. 357 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,032 I need some socks. 358 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,302 I can help you with that. May I? 359 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,794 Oh! You're right. These ankles deserve so much better. 360 00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:01,428 You think? 361 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,708 I've always thought they were just average ankles. 362 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,866 Average? They're exquisite. 363 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,753 Ooh! 364 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,070 Do you work out? 365 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,690 I do a little mall walking, yes. 366 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:19,130 Well, I don't say this to every man, 367 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,518 but you've got the perfect ankles for cashmere. 368 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,462 Let me show you a few pairs. 369 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,942 40 bucks for socks? 370 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,979 I know, there's just something irresistible about cashmere. 371 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,348 Promise me you won't buy one of these cashmere sweaters. 372 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,194 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. 373 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,384 Well... 374 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,017 I really just need the tie. 375 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,974 How can you take the tie without the blazer? 376 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,609 With your shoulders, 377 00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:53,113 and this color up against that beautiful silver hair. 378 00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:55,749 I'm sorry, I lost myself there for a moment. 379 00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,104 Ooh! Hello, George Clooney! 380 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,539 It's just so expensive. I don't know. 381 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:06,210 You know what? Maybe I should measure that inseam one more time. 382 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,916 What if it was drugs? 383 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,418 Seriously? I just fell asleep. 384 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,656 This baby's been working on her black belt. 385 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,291 I'm just saying, 386 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,543 Mike had a drug problem, those things never go away. 387 00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,379 I'm sure it was nothing like that. 388 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,672 You're right. 389 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,903 It's probably porn. 390 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,206 And you know what? I'm cool with that. 391 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,634 As long as it was nothing weird. 392 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,643 Oh, God. 393 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,661 You think it was something weird? 394 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:41,730 Stop. 395 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:44,665 Just trust Lee. 396 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,969 If he thinks you shouldn't see in the box... 397 00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,148 Well, you don't want to find something 398 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,138 that would tarnish your memories of Mike. 399 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,726 You're absolutely right. 400 00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:59,274 I should just leave this alone. 401 00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:03,534 Susan? It's... 402 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,030 2:00 the morning. I know. 403 00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,732 But I can't sleep and I am never gonna sleep 404 00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,500 until I know what's inside that box. 405 00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,552 So you can either let me in now, 406 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,754 or we can do this again at 3:00 and then at 4:00 and then at... 407 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,928 Thank you. 408 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,217 So, there's this passport, letters from his mom, 409 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,452 a really cute picture of you and MJ... 410 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,153 Just get to it. 411 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,590 And a checkbook. 412 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,525 Apparently he set up an account eight years ago. 413 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,774 That's when we were divorced. 414 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,297 And every month since, 415 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,866 he's written a check to some woman named Jennie Hernandez. 416 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,038 I've never heard of her. 417 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,158 This is her address. 418 00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:46,493 Somewhere in Mount Pleasant. 419 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,604 Oh, my God. 420 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,139 Any chance those are MJ's? 421 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792 No. 422 00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,110 Well, maybe it's... 423 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,246 We both know what it is. 424 00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:09,189 There's a child out there. 425 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,070 Mike's child. 426 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,962 77, 78, 79, 80... 427 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,180 Hi, Lynette. 428 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,866 81, 82, 83, 84... 429 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:26,934 What are you doing? 430 00:21:27,002 --> 00:21:28,079 85... Making Tom a cake. 431 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,370 86, 87... 432 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:33,874 Gosh, how old is he gonna be? 46, 47, 48. 433 00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:37,811 We have dinner reservations at 7:15. Or was it 7:16, 7:17? 434 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,715 Nice try. But I am like Rain Man. 98, 99, 100. 435 00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:43,417 Sorry to bother you. 436 00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:45,364 Penny and Parker left this stuff over at our place, 437 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,087 so I thought I'd drop it by. 438 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:51,074 Thanks. I see they're making lab coats a lot tighter than they used to. 439 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,262 I see they're making sweatpants just as baggy as always. 440 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,716 Besides, I'm not going to work. 441 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,218 I'm taking Tom to his favorite restaurant because, 442 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,887 you know, it's his birthday. 443 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,022 Yeah. I know. 444 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,925 That's why I'm making him his favorite cake. 445 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,196 Looks appetizing. Don't forget to add the eye of newt. 446 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,549 'Cause it's green? It's a funny story. 447 00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:16,795 When Tom and I were first dating, 448 00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,520 he wanted a red velvet cake for his birthday. 449 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:22,990 But I only had green food coloring, and he liked it anyway. 450 00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:24,903 So it's become a tradition. 451 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:29,597 One we have shared for 25 years. 452 00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,965 And I think we're gonna keep sharing it. 453 00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:35,469 Lynette, stop embarrassing yourself. Tom is through with you. 454 00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:39,907 We have a family together. You don't just throw that away. 455 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,811 Until you do. 456 00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,591 Mmm-hmm. What is that? 457 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,747 Your divorce papers. 458 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,170 Tom already signed them. Now it's your turn. 459 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,010 What the hell? 460 00:23:01,163 --> 00:23:02,630 Oh, my God! 461 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,876 You look beautiful. Aw! 462 00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:19,065 You're just saying that because it's obvious. 463 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,332 I'll be home for dinner. 464 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,402 Oh! By the way, think you could mix things up? 465 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,321 I'm getting a little tired of chicken. 466 00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:28,989 You forgot something. 467 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,724 Oh! 468 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,059 That. 469 00:23:32,127 --> 00:23:33,493 Here's the thing. 470 00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,829 It's better for business if I don't wear it. 471 00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,414 Really? 472 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,216 I have a lot of rich men as clients. 473 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,352 If I flirt with them, they buy more stuff, which means I make more money, 474 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,390 and you can cook something other than chicken for dinner. 475 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,103 You know what? I'm not comfortable with 476 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,638 you dressing like that and flirting with those guys. 477 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:53,130 Oh! Honey, you have nothing to worry about. 478 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,132 They're just a bunch of nerds with money. 479 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,766 This just helps. 480 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,846 You can't dress for church if you want to move the merch. 481 00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:59,870 Gabby... 482 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,183 Gotta shake your rear to 483 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,850 get them to buy the gear. Gabby. 484 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,219 You want to sell some knits, you better flash... 485 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,293 Gabby! I got it. 486 00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,080 Too bad. I have, like, 15 more. 487 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,448 See you tonight. 488 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:28,999 Lynette? What are you doing here? 489 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,413 Jane's meeting me for my birthday. 490 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:34,871 Jane's running late. She had a little trouble with your cake. 491 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,261 You signed this? 492 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,761 How did you get these? 493 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:44,531 They were handed to me personally by your new roommate. 494 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,949 Answer the question. 495 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,085 I did not ask Jane to bring these to you. I swear. 496 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,488 It doesn't matter if Jane brought them. 497 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:53,877 He's gonna need a few more minutes. 498 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,244 Look, I'm taken a little off guard here. 499 00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,745 Can we talk about this later? 500 00:24:58,814 --> 00:25:01,414 This is your signature, isn't it? 501 00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:03,383 Yes. When did you sign it? 502 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,321 I don't know. A while ago, I guess. 503 00:25:07,389 --> 00:25:09,601 You guess? Jeez, this isn't a gym membership, 504 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,219 this is for the dissolution of our marriage. 505 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,676 Look, I know! 506 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,339 You think I don't know? 507 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,949 This is hard for me, too, okay? 508 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,720 But you gotta believe me, 509 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,422 there is no way I meant for Jane to bring this to you. 510 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,743 Then just tell me. What is it you do mean? 511 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,167 Do you want to end our marriage? 512 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,303 Sorry! 513 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,206 Sorry. 514 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,676 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 515 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,579 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 516 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:27,151 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 517 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,834 Please, talk to me. 518 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:50,040 You know, it's just that you've had so much going on lately, I... 519 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:53,108 You know, I thought it would be helpful if I took the papers over for you. 520 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,031 On what planet is you 521 00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:02,953 serving my wife divorce papers a good idea? 522 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,871 I thought I was doing you a favor. 523 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:08,842 Me a favor? Really? Me? 524 00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:11,178 Fine! Us! 525 00:27:11,247 --> 00:27:13,047 I just want us to move forward. 526 00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:15,749 I can't stand this "one foot in, one foot out" thing 527 00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:17,384 that you've got going with your ex. 528 00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:18,693 It's not what I signed up for. 529 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,555 I told you I would take care of it. 530 00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:23,907 Now is not the time. 531 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,810 It's never the time, Tom, until you make it the time. 532 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,223 You don't just throw papers at someone and say, 533 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:31,065 "Here, sign this. 534 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,711 "Everything that we have known and worked for is over." 535 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,270 It's not that easy. 536 00:27:36,338 --> 00:27:38,471 It is when you know what you want. 537 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,928 Tom, I love you. 538 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,207 But if we're gonna be together, 539 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,925 you've gotta stop thinking about her needs 540 00:27:47,949 --> 00:27:50,000 and start thinking about mine. 541 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,638 I am always gonna care about Lynette. 542 00:27:57,492 --> 00:28:00,476 She's the mother of my children. 543 00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:07,951 So you need to decide whether you can live with that. 544 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,330 It's gonna be okay. 545 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,968 Hi, I'm looking for Jennie. 546 00:28:29,992 --> 00:28:32,475 I'm Jennie. And you are? 547 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,144 Susan Delfino. Mike's wife. 548 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,297 Oh! 549 00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:38,982 Yeah. 550 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,219 I'm so sorry for your loss. 551 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,320 Thank you for your sympathy. 552 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,224 But what I really need from you is an explanation. 553 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,061 Why was Mike sending you checks every month? 554 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,290 They weren't for me. They're for Laura. 555 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,566 Okay. 556 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,836 Who's Laura? Mike's daughter? 557 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,453 No, his sister. 558 00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:09,474 So this is a group home? 559 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,181 For autistic adults. 560 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,801 Laura's one of our more severe cases. She can't speak. 561 00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:19,022 Loves painting though. Spends hours every day at that table. 562 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,570 Did Mike ever mention having a sister? 563 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,260 No. Never. 564 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,694 He was great with her. 565 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,030 He came by every Monday night to visit. 566 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,215 He told me he had softball. 567 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,035 Excuse me a moment. 568 00:29:33,155 --> 00:29:34,488 This is crazy. 569 00:29:34,556 --> 00:29:38,592 No, this is good. There's no other woman, no kid. 570 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,910 Why wouldn't Mike tell me he had a sister? 571 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,113 I don't know. 572 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,993 Did he think I'd be upset about the money? 573 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,227 Because I wouldn't. 574 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:47,450 I'm sure he knew that. 575 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,399 Well, why did he think he had to hide this from me? 576 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:53,268 I mean, did he think I was the kind of person 577 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,292 that wouldn't accept her? 578 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,610 Sorry about that. 579 00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,359 Would you like to meet Laura? 580 00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:00,563 We'd love to. 581 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,294 His name is Ramon Sanchez. 582 00:30:14,363 --> 00:30:16,574 He would've stayed here around six months ago. 583 00:30:16,598 --> 00:30:18,915 Mmm-hmm. 584 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:23,236 Doesn't ring a bell. But he could be in my treasure chest. 585 00:30:23,305 --> 00:30:26,539 I keep all the items guests leave behind. 586 00:30:26,609 --> 00:30:29,242 My husband calls it hoarding, 587 00:30:29,311 --> 00:30:32,745 but I fancy myself more of a collector. 588 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:39,552 20 bucks says we're barking up the wrong crazy here. 589 00:30:39,621 --> 00:30:42,267 If the prosecutor needs more connection to that Van De Kamp broad, 590 00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,135 trust me, I'll find it. 591 00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:48,678 Must be your lucky day. Room 208, Ramon Sanchez. 592 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,747 Thank you. 593 00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:53,016 Magazine, a map, some receipts. 594 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,965 I don't think there's anything here. 595 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,284 He circled Wisteria Lane. 596 00:30:59,308 --> 00:31:01,842 So what? Doesn't connect him to her. Not directly. 597 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,938 It does if he was going to her address. 598 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:33,606 Bob should be here any minute. 599 00:31:33,676 --> 00:31:35,486 You really don't need your lawyer. 600 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,145 I just wanted to show you something that we found. 601 00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:39,913 What is it? 602 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,050 It was with some of Mr. Sanchez's things. 603 00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:46,047 As you can see, he wrote your address on it. 604 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,249 But that doesn't make any sense. Why would he... 605 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,101 Look, this goes too much farther, 606 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,953 there's nothing I can do to help you. 607 00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:55,495 But if you come forward now, tell me everything that happened, 608 00:31:55,564 --> 00:31:57,764 things will go a lot easier for you. 609 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,552 I think I should wait for my lawyer. 610 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,207 Is there some place I could get some water? 611 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:08,641 Right outside. 612 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:21,788 Mr. Conklin's parole hearing is tomorrow at 10:00. 613 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,457 Do you really want me telling the board 614 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,526 that you couldn't find the documents that I requested a week ago? 615 00:32:26,595 --> 00:32:28,139 I'll check again, Mr. Weston. 616 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,329 Don't check. Find. 617 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,349 Ms. Van De Kamp, 618 00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:53,069 you okay? 619 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,939 I think so. Just waiting for Bob. 620 00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,286 They found some other evidence 621 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,150 and I'm just not sure what to make of it all. 622 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:12,739 Look, I'm trying to help you out here. 623 00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:14,869 But there is a clock on this deal. 624 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:17,422 So I'm not sure how much longer you want to wait for your lawyer. 625 00:33:17,446 --> 00:33:19,880 You must hate being a detective, huh? 626 00:33:19,948 --> 00:33:21,030 Mr. Weston? 627 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,694 Even a rookie cop knows 628 00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:25,551 that interrogating a suspect without counsel present is 629 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,587 a violation of their rights. 630 00:33:27,656 --> 00:33:31,057 So, this must be your way of trying to lose your gold shield. 631 00:33:31,126 --> 00:33:33,337 And you know what? I think it's gonna work. 632 00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:35,795 We're just making small talk waiting for her lawyer. 633 00:33:35,864 --> 00:33:38,999 Well, small talk's over. I'm her lawyer. 634 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,634 Let's go. 635 00:33:43,237 --> 00:33:46,139 You don't need his permission. 636 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:48,119 You want to talk to her, you talk to me first. 637 00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:50,744 Is that clear, soon-to-be-a-patrolman Murphy? 638 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,412 Good evening, Detective. 639 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,712 I thought my case was too boring for you. 640 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:07,210 It was. But I realized something that made it interesting. 641 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,913 You may not have done this, 642 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,315 but you sure as hell know who did. 643 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:23,326 Thank you. Ooh! Wine list? I'll take that. 644 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,629 And be sure to bring me the check. Tonight's my treat. 645 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,565 Whoa! Kind of pricey. 646 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,445 I thought we were supposed to be saving for Bree's lawyer. 647 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,803 We are. But I'm starting to do really well. 648 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,239 So I think we can afford one splurge. 649 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,941 I don't know. 650 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,293 Come on, Carlos. I want to do this for you. 651 00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:42,095 Can't you just enjoy it? 652 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:44,998 I guess I can do that. 653 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:46,265 Gabby? Jason! 654 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,646 Hey! I thought that was you. 655 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,670 Wow! 656 00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:50,937 Hi! 657 00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:52,874 Whoa! 658 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,542 Who are you? 659 00:34:55,611 --> 00:34:58,712 Oh! This is Jason, one of my clients. 660 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:01,114 Jason, this is Carlos, my 661 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,248 brother. 662 00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:04,851 Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 663 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:11,003 Grab a chair. Join us. Thanks. 664 00:35:13,261 --> 00:35:17,463 So, your sister here is quite the little saleswoman. 665 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,477 You believe she talked me into a $4,000 suit today? 666 00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:21,200 I mean, it's... 667 00:35:21,269 --> 00:35:25,104 That is so sis. Yeah. 668 00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:28,341 Carlos, maybe you should go to the bar and get us some drinks. 669 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:30,109 Nah, I'm not thirsty. 670 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,264 So, I'm wearing one of the shirts you picked out. 671 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,898 What do you think? 672 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:39,147 I can't tell you what I think in front of my brother. 673 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,870 So naughty. 674 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:44,807 Hey, Carlos, how is it possible that someone as awesome as your sister 675 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,292 hasn't been scooped up already? 676 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,953 My guess is it's the herpes. 677 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,551 Sibling humor. 678 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,185 You're right. 679 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:59,233 All those trips to the free clinic could have been for anything. 680 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,557 Seriously, Carlos, 681 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,545 some drinks for the table would be really good. 682 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,777 Hey, you know, what the hell? 683 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:07,564 I'll take a scotch on the rocks. Single malt. 684 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,883 Actually, you're gonna have to get that one yourself. 685 00:36:10,953 --> 00:36:12,919 I am going home to my wife. 686 00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:14,687 I'm married. 687 00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:23,574 I can't believe you just did that. 688 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,243 That guy's one of my best customers! 689 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,567 Are we talking about that nerd you sell to? 690 00:36:27,636 --> 00:36:29,813 Okay, maybe he's a little better looking than the others, 691 00:36:29,837 --> 00:36:31,504 but it's my job, Carlos. 692 00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:33,923 Fine. Whatever. Let's just get out of here. 693 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,470 You are such a hypocrite. 694 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,672 How many times did you tell me to show a little cleavage 695 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,440 when meeting your out-of-town clients? 696 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:42,343 My breasts were practically a tourist stop. 697 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:45,268 This is different. And I don't like it. 698 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,455 Well, too bad. We need this job. I'm the breadwinner now. 699 00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:50,556 Yep, throw that in my face again. 700 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,225 What? 701 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:56,196 "Make me dinner, Carlos." "Get me drinks." "Bring me the check." 702 00:36:56,264 --> 00:36:59,282 Yeah, Carlos, I did offer to treat. 703 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:02,296 And you know what I was thinking? How good it felt. 704 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,622 How for the first time in 19 years I was able to treat you. 705 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,435 And I can't believe that would bother you! 706 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,008 Well, it does. 707 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,545 It's driving me crazy that you're the one 708 00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:14,714 making all the money and calling all the shots. 709 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:17,478 Well, get used to it. Because I did all this for you. 710 00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,622 This is what you wanted. 711 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:24,488 Yeah, give them to her. She's driving now. 712 00:37:38,373 --> 00:37:39,613 You're up early. 713 00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:43,309 I'm up late. 714 00:37:43,378 --> 00:37:48,047 Once, in college, I wrote Mike a letter about how horrible you are. 715 00:37:48,116 --> 00:37:50,249 And good morning to me. 716 00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:52,252 We'd just had a fight on the phone, 717 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,988 and I needed to put my anger somewhere. 718 00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:58,942 Anyway, when you said that Mike had some old letters in that box, 719 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,294 I wanted to make sure mine wasn't in it. 720 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,695 So I checked. 721 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,531 And I found these. 722 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,351 They're from Mike's mom Adele. 723 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,473 Turns out, you weren't the only one who was in the dark about Mike's sister. 724 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,959 He didn't even know she existed until eight years ago. 725 00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:20,880 What? Why? 726 00:38:20,949 --> 00:38:24,433 It was clear early on that Laura was going to have special needs. 727 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,354 I guess Mike's parents weren't up for it. 728 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:36,262 "So, yes, Michael, I am ashamed of myself, 729 00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:39,149 "and I live with that decision every day. 730 00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:41,700 "But life with your father was always hard, 731 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:45,371 "and keeping Laura would have been an inconvenience 732 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,891 "that might have destroyed everything." 733 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:54,430 This was the last letter she wrote Mike. 734 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:58,534 "And so now you know the worst secret of my life. 735 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,848 "But I beg of you, let it remain a secret. 736 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,123 "Your beautiful new family 737 00:39:03,191 --> 00:39:05,758 "is one of the only joys I have. 738 00:39:05,827 --> 00:39:09,187 "Don't let them know the kind of person I really am." 739 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:14,083 Mike wasn't keeping a secret from you. 740 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,619 He was keeping a secret for her. 741 00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:23,020 Well, I know what Mike would have wanted me to do. 742 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,329 I'm gonna keep writing those checks, 743 00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:29,758 and I'm gonna keep Laura in my life. 744 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,871 My God, 745 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,757 Adele had to live with that on her conscience. 746 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,246 Yeah. 747 00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:46,065 How do you do something like that? 748 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:49,786 How do you give away your own child just because it's inconvenient? 749 00:39:54,943 --> 00:39:58,011 No, no, no. No, I didn't mean... 750 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,439 I mean, it's not like that with you. 751 00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:03,366 No, Mom, it is. 752 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,006 All the stuff I've said about being pregnant, 753 00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,778 that I'm not ready, 754 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,596 or that I'm not sure I'd be a good mom, 755 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,984 that's all bull. 756 00:40:24,872 --> 00:40:28,057 What this baby really is to me, is inconvenient. 757 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:38,134 I have been thinking about this all night. 758 00:40:40,322 --> 00:40:43,172 I don't want to make a decision 759 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,209 that I'm going to be ashamed of for the rest of my life. 760 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,480 I can't live with that. 761 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,383 I won't. 762 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:57,849 Julie, are you saying... 763 00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:58,972 Yeah. 764 00:41:01,409 --> 00:41:03,159 I'm gonna keep her. 765 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:11,450 Yes, in life, we all make plans. 766 00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:16,089 But sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected. 767 00:41:17,759 --> 00:41:19,759 By trying to help out, 768 00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:22,228 we may damage a relationship. 769 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,949 By attempting to reach out, 770 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:30,352 we may push someone further away. 771 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:34,056 By digging into the past, 772 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:37,026 we may enrich our present. 773 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:43,966 But then there are those who refuse to let go of their plans 774 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,570 no matter how badly they are turning out. 775 00:41:47,622 --> 00:41:49,755 Hey. Can I buy you a beer? 776 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:52,107 I figure you could use one. 777 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,476 Why? 778 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,578 Trip Weston's taking the Van De Kamp case. 779 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:58,364 The guy won't quit till he gets what he wants. 780 00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,982 Yeah? Neither will I. 781 00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:05,305 So, how about you buy me that beer when the bitch goes to jail.